I have stuff to do, condolences to give. Can you get your space prison off my phone?
[jfc please hang up soon, she can't handle this anymore. it's one thing to get dumped -- its another entirely to get dumped for prison, and then have your boyfriend's new friends set upon you like you're fucking lilith herself and they're eve to cassel's fuck up adam.]
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I have stuff to do, condolences to give. Can you get your space prison off my phone?
[jfc please hang up soon, she can't handle this anymore. it's one thing to get dumped -- its another entirely to get dumped for prison, and then have your boyfriend's new friends set upon you like you're fucking lilith herself and they're eve to cassel's fuck up adam.]