[ She huffs, then starts counting things on her fingers. ]

First I wake up in a blizzard with no idea how I got there. Then I'm attacked by men in mech suits. Then my cousin shows up, but he's about thirty years older than he was the last time I saw him three days ago. Then someone stole my pod, lured me into space, tortured me with Kryptonite, killed the man who tried to help me, and tried to kill me. Then I find what's left of my home and it really is gone, then I'm attacked by world-killers, then the world-killers attack Earth and I stop them from hurting people and the army starts shooting at me. Then I think I've finally made a friend and her father shows up and tries to kill me. Then another man tries to kill me when I'm out with Siobhan's brother, then the man who stole my pod has turned into a goop monster and invaded the Sanctuary the pod built for me, then he tries to kill me again, and then... [ And then H'el showed up, and she fell in love and ended up having to kill him. She sighs and drops her face into her hands. ]

It's been a really bad couple of weeks.