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patheticvillain) wrote2014-01-24 07:13 pm
patheticvillain) wrote2014-01-24 07:13 pm
Entry tags:
- bag of every cat,
- bitey cat,
- bouquet of cats,
- cassel no,
- cat metaphors,
- cat realities,
- dramatic yet unhelpful,
- goddamnit all these shenanigans,
- he means well really,
- hissy cat,
- lila & the cage,
- mean cat,
- metaphors!!,
- poor life choices tm,
- sharpe is douchebag for troll,
- super accountant strikes again,
- this cat will bite you,
- this is a really bad idea,
- this is the angry cat,
- vesper lynd: badass accountant
twenty-nine ➢ spam
spam } various times 1/24-1/28
[There is a small, slim, and unfamiliar black cat walking the Barge this weekend. A familiar item hangs around his neck: two coins fused together by supernatural strength, hung on a leather thong. With it, the cat seems to pass freely throughout the ship, though he clings to shadows in the hallways.]
[Most often, he can be found in common rooms, curled up on the best chair and watching the goings-on with barely-open yellow eyes. In the gardens, he naps in the flower beds and climbs into the thickest parts of low-growing trees. Here and there he can be found in boxes where he probably isn't supposed to be, seeming to look for small spaces and pressing himself into corners.]
[He also makes his best efforts to trip people, looking incredibly smug with every success.]
spam } vesper
[Don't ask how he got in here. Some things it's better not to question. But he's found Vesper's paperwork, which is suddenly the most fascinating and important thing in the world.]
[Whenever she comes back, he's rolling on his back in the middle of a mess of papers. Which are his now.]
[There is a small, slim, and unfamiliar black cat walking the Barge this weekend. A familiar item hangs around his neck: two coins fused together by supernatural strength, hung on a leather thong. With it, the cat seems to pass freely throughout the ship, though he clings to shadows in the hallways.]
[Most often, he can be found in common rooms, curled up on the best chair and watching the goings-on with barely-open yellow eyes. In the gardens, he naps in the flower beds and climbs into the thickest parts of low-growing trees. Here and there he can be found in boxes where he probably isn't supposed to be, seeming to look for small spaces and pressing himself into corners.]
[He also makes his best efforts to trip people, looking incredibly smug with every success.]
spam } vesper
[Don't ask how he got in here. Some things it's better not to question. But he's found Vesper's paperwork, which is suddenly the most fascinating and important thing in the world.]
[Whenever she comes back, he's rolling on his back in the middle of a mess of papers. Which are his now.]
spam
Still, it's sort of difficult to be irritated at that cute face - and you've obviously already wormed your way into her heart against all odds even when you're not an adorable fuzzball - so she leans over to give him a headscratch.]
How did you even manage to get at all of it?
spam it's the enter key's fault B(
[As to the question - look, he is not about to reveal his secrets in case he wants to do this again in the future. He just winks, very slowly. W i n k.]
spam my old foe strikes again u__u
She's avoiding answering that important question by ruffle up the fur on your head. Affectionately, but you now have kitty bedhead.]
And I suppose you won't be changing back to help me clean this all up?
spam u___u!!
[So no. No, he will not be helping to clean up his masterpiece.]
spam
So she rolls her eyes, more jokingly than anything else.]
Thank you. You're a real help.