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[Recovering from being disemboweled physically took about forty-five seconds. Recovering psychologically is taking a little bit longer. Cassel takes comfort in simple tasks and routines in the meantime, trying not to think about what happened with Creed or what happened in the Enclosure or what's going to happen next. There's this feeling like the other shoe is going to drop - not uncommon on the Barge, but not something he wants to deal with, either.]

[During the day, when he's not in the gym, he spends time in his room or in the common rooms with yarn in his lap, curled up in an armchair, knitting and purling on autopilot. He has no idea what he's making, which is usually how he goes about things. Eventually he casts off and picks it up, examining it in the light. It appears to be a tiny sweater with at least three arms.]

[He never said he was good at this.]

[At night, a lithe black cat roams the halls. To Cassel's credit, this time he's wearing a little blue collar with a name tag. On the other hand, it took him this long to come up with that, so maybe he's not so smart after all. He curls up on the backs of couches, winds between people's legs, and wanders into cabins behind their occupants, purring loudly and very insistently.]

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"I turn into a fucking cat sometimes" is a pretty damn big thing to just not mention!

[The pillow goes wide, but Pietro grabs it anyway. And tosses it again. His aim is excellent.]

You little fucking snot. Guess dying didn't change anything, huh?

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Oh, that's not--

[The pillow hits him in the face. He splutters, picks it up again, crosses over to Pietro, and tries to just hit him with it.]

That's not actually all I can do. Just sometimes.

[A half-grin.] Why? Did you seriously think it would?

[Pietro grabs the pillow before it can hit him, easily, and holds it there. He might not be a full-on speedster, but his reflexes are still on the edge of inhuman.]

What the fuck do I know, man? I've never died. Why the hell are you wandering around as a fucking cat?

[Goddamnit. Cassel wrestles with the pillow for a few seconds, trying to smash it into Pietro's face, then gives up and lets go, folding his arms over his chest.]

I mean, usually it at least puts a crimp in somebody's style. Not mine, though.

Because I want to. Because I can. Because it freaks people out. Because sometimes people say things to or around cats that they wouldn't say to my face.

[He cocks his head curiously.]

Like you. You were looking for me, weren't you.

[Pietro tosses it back onto a chair, then crosses his arms and scowls.]

Nah. I was just trying to get your stupid cat back before someone who's a bigger asshole than me fucked with it.

[Liar.]

Oh. Okay.

[That's a patently obvious lie, but, well, if that's how it's gonna be. Cassel shoots him a positively dazzling smile.]

Thanks. I mean, for trying to help. It's really nice of you.

[Are you uncomfortable yet.]

Aw, shut it. I didn't want it following me back to my room, okay?

[He looks away and huffs.]

I haven't caught you at the gym, lately.

Me. Not it. Someday I'm gonna set Ilia on you if you keep that shit up.

[Still dazzling over here, even if you're looking away, the dazzle is palpable, Pietro. You cannot escape it.]

I missed a couple shifts. Coming back to life was - weirder, this time. I didn't death toll, but, I mean. Still. Super bizarre.

They're just, y'know, cats, man.

[What does it matter if he calls them he or she or it?]

So... coming back to life usually isn't weird, huh?

[Okay, now he gives Pietro a stern look. He has Very Strong Feelings about cats, okay. Someday Pietro will unlock his tragic backstory and he'll know.]

[Along with the stern look comes a shrug.]

It's usually weird, but it's usually more - I don't know. Natural-feeling? Like you'd think if you came back to life, you'd feel like shit. Usually we do, with the death toll. But this - I just felt clean. Organized. Like nothing had ever happened.

I know that's backwards, that I should feel better because of that, but I don't know. It was just off.

[He's used to girls getting mushy over animals. But, well, this is Cassel. Pietro rolls his eyes a little but doesn't push the cat thing, for now.]

I dunno. Knew a guy who did something like that, once. Put dead people back together, I mean.

Seemed pretty un-fucking-natural then, too.

[Of course, Apocalypse had brought them back as puppets to his will... Pietro shudders at the memory.]

Yeah. I don't know. I think I prefer the death toll, honestly. Not that that's any more natural.

[Basically this place is just fucked up beyond all reason. But he's not gonna say that to Pietro of all people.]

Yeah. Look, I'm just... going to believe you, because no way in hell do I want to find out for myself.

[And then, as casually as he can manage, as if he's just making light conversation:]

He hasn't tried anything since, right?

[If Cassel notices anything odd about this, he doesn't mention it.]

He hasn't. He's been chill. As chill as he ever gets, anyway.

I went down to see him in Zero.

[Pietro snorts, shooting a look at Cassel that suggests he's judging just how crazy the guy is.]

Why

To figure out why he did it.

[A small shrug.]

I don't think I got anywhere. He's a good liar.

That's a sociopath for you, yeah.

[Of course, he's a good liar, too. An excellent one.]

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