My theory about comas is: sometimes the Admiral just realizes that he doesn't have enough oxygen on the boat for everyone, so he picks whoever's looked at him funny that week and puts them to sleep for however long. What a lame move, am I right?

Kon, are you up yet? Because you're the only flaw in this theory, you never look funny at anybody except Barron, so you need to let me know if I have to go back to the drawing board or if you turned into an asshole secretly the week before you went to bed.

Everybody else, what'd I miss? Did any space monsters take a bite out of the ship, or what?

private | megamind

So what's going on with this school thing? Where do I sign up?

private | chromie

Quick question about the crazy girl.