thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

Comments

[robinwishes]

Good. Find someone else to join you on the morning shift-- I'll handle the afternoons.

[patheticvillain]

You got some kind of pressing engagement in the mornings?

[robinwishes]

Yeah, it's called mind your own fucking business, I told you when I could be there.

[patheticvillain]

You're like astronomical levels of douche, I'm impressed.

[robinwishes]

Well, score one for me. I can die fulfuckingfilled.

Oh wait, snuffed it already. Damn.

[patheticvillain]

Can always die again.

[robinwishes]

Yeah, the vampire attack was sort of educational there. But the toll's nothing that can't be dealt with.

[patheticvillain]

Nah, it's not so bad. Better than torture.

[robinwishes]

Yeah, seen how that goes. Chris is a fuck-up artist with it.

[patheticvillain]

I'm good at it.

[robinwishes]

Bra-fucking-vo. There's something for a warden to brag about.

[patheticvillain]

I wasn't actually bragging. But if you're dead set on thinking I am, knock yourself out.

[robinwishes]

Don't bring up shit you're not proud of, then.

[patheticvillain]

Why?

[robinwishes]

Because it's stupid?

[patheticvillain]

Why, though?

[robinwishes]

Because it invites people to nose in. Ask questions about why you're a fuck up. Bury that shit and move on, if you're all goody two-shoes now.

[patheticvillain]

I'm not, though. So it'd be lying.

[robinwishes]

So lie.

[patheticvillain]

Nahhh.

[robinwishes]

Your loss then.