thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

Comments

[advocacy]

Not to criticize, but do you really think you're going to get people jumping at the opportunity if you're calling them assholes?

[patheticvillain]

Yep.

[advocacy]

Cassel.

[patheticvillain]

Daneca.

[advocacy]

Don't 'Daneca' me like you don't know any better.

[patheticvillain]

. . . Daneca?

[robinwishes]

Well, I'm there nearly all fucking day and it'll be worth Chris shitting himself, so...

Yeah. I volunteer.

[patheticvillain]

Will it? Because that sounds messy.

Also, on a scale of one to ten, how much shit are you gonna give me.

cw; homophobic language.

[robinwishes]

How much shit have I been giving you, Sharpe? I mean, I can crank that up to eleven if you need it to feel good about yourself but frankly-- you don't really matter to me. You're just another cocksucker on Chris's payroll.

Just, you're a more... literal cocksucker.

[ She grins now. ]

Oh, look what I did. Turned up the shit.

[patheticvillain]

Eh. I'll allow it. It's still only, like, a two.

[robinwishes]

Good. Find someone else to join you on the morning shift-- I'll handle the afternoons.

[patheticvillain]

You got some kind of pressing engagement in the mornings?

[mistconduct]

Fuck both of you. I hate you all.

[patheticvillain]

That cannot be the first time somebody's made that crack about me. Calm your tits.

[mistconduct]

I don't want her in the gym, you ass. I go to that gym.

[robinwishes]

Yeah, it's called mind your own fucking business, I told you when I could be there.

[patheticvillain]

And she goes to that gym anyway. It's the only gym we got.

[robinwishes]

Hello, you ass, I go to that gym daily.

[mistconduct]

We should have two, then!

[mistconduct]

I am so happy you're not a morning person.

[patheticvillain]

You're like astronomical levels of douche, I'm impressed.

[patheticvillain]

You start the second one. It can have a dress code. Capes for everyone.

[robinwishes]

I'm doing my rounds on the deck in the morning, twatwaffle.

[robinwishes]

Well, score one for me. I can die fulfuckingfilled.

Oh wait, snuffed it already. Damn.

[mistconduct]

And masks.

And a fuckton of beer.

And no Hit-Girls allowed.