thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

Comments

[robinwishes]

I'm doing my rounds on the deck in the morning, twatwaffle.

[mistconduct]

I really could not give less of a fuck, dickmunch.

[robinwishes]

And that's why I painted the deck with your watery, pissant blood, moron.

[mistconduct]

Is that why? I thought it was because you were a friendless loser with anger management issues.

[robinwishes]

Yeah, see; don't need friends, and my anger is totally managed.

[mistconduct]

You are so full of shit.

Right, I'm out: Cassel, have fun with Princess Psychopath.

[patheticvillain]

We're gonna have oodles.

[robinwishes]

I'd say be careful, I'm more man than you'll ever be so he might like me better, but he's way too face-breakingly pretty to be my type.

[mistconduct]

Sorry, what was that? All I heard was "I'm a man."

[robinwishes]

Which is still more than you can say.