thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

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[patheticvillain]

Yep.

[advocacy]

Cassel.

[patheticvillain]

Daneca.

[advocacy]

Don't 'Daneca' me like you don't know any better.

[patheticvillain]

. . . Daneca?

[advocacy]

. . . Did you really just change the emphasized syllable in my name?

[patheticvillain]

Maybe.

[advocacy]

[She laughs.]

You're such a jerk.

[patheticvillain]

I know. Nobody's believe it if I asked for help nicely.

See, I got a volunteer. [8D]

[advocacy]

And a charming conversation about gym names, too.

[patheticvillain]

I didn't start that shit.

[advocacy]

Well, you certainly weren't a lady and finished it.

[patheticvillain]

[astonished silence]






[did that just]

[advocacy]

[She'll wait and let him recover for a few seconds.]

See? You illustrated my point perfectly.

[Daneca is a lady. Thank you very much.]

[patheticvillain]

I bow to your superior pop culture references.

[advocacy]

It's about time.

[She's teasing though.]

[Daneca gets a little more serious though because she's been a little avoid-y after that other Barge again. It happens.]

How have you been anyway? Aside from being deprived your beauty sleep.

[patheticvillain]

I don't know. Good, I guess.

[Who knows what that even means.]

You're up and Zane's up, so, better than I was.

[advocacy]

That's good.

[Daneca nods a little.]

I'm doing better, too. Things are feeling normal again. Which knowing this place, that won't last for long, but... I won't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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[patheticvillain]

What about the, you know, the thing?

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[advocacy]

It's fine, I promise.

[A beat before she somewhat sheepishly adds:]

Scott was there.

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[patheticvillain]

Yeah, I know you two are totally secretly making out, you don't have to act like it's a secret.

He helped?

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[advocacy]

Cassel! That's not--

[She's blushing, but completely trying to pretend that she's not even as she purses her lips and tries to be a little mad. It's hard to be a little mad though when you're embarrassed, so she drops it with a sigh.]

Yeah, he helped. He just listened and by some small miracle, I didn't flip out at him too bad.

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[patheticvillain]

Not what? Not what?

[Not nothing. That's right.]

I knew he'd get it. I love being right. [Which means he's glad. Like, really glad. Daneca deserves it.]

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[advocacy]

I felt really guilty at first. I mean he has--had [It's a quick correction. It's just about as sudden as finding out about Allison's death had been.] a girlfriend. And I don't know.

[She's quiet a moment.]

You don't think I'm the most selfish person in the world for this, do you?

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[patheticvillain]

I think this is the first thing you've done for yourself in months, Daneca. No, I don't fucking think you're selfish. You're practically a saint.

Thanks for bringing yourself back down to humanity.