thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

Comments

[mistconduct]

....Yeah.

cw; oh my god i am so sorry.

[robinwishes]

Oh, no! Cape and Cocks! Or, Under the Scrotehood?

cw; dear god why

[mistconduct]

All of these sound equally awesome.

cw; horrible teenagers, talking about sex bits why

[robinwishes]

Before if we called it the Vagcave you'd suddenly be a lot less interested.

[mistconduct]

Nah, that's your base of operations.

AKA the Gonorrecreation Center.

[robinwishes]

Sorry, honey, the Hymenator's never been breached. We're safe over here.

[mistconduct]

Maybe you wanna check out your Piss-drinking Muffdiving System first before you start making preemptive calls about safety.

[robinwishes]

I'm sure you're an expert in taking the Piss there, but we all know you've never laid carpet.

[mistconduct]

Unlike you. You still get hot over blonde chicks in capes? Or did she dump your ass when she found out how fucking mental you are?

[robinwishes]

We were never a thing [... not officially, anyway ] so pull your head out of your ass and aim for a new target.

[mistconduct]

Why not? She dump your skinny ass?

[robinwishes]

No! We wer never a thing! What part of 'nothing actually went down' do you not get?

[mistconduct]

God, I was just asking! So defensive.

[robinwishes]

Fuck it, okay. Shit.