thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

Comments

[mistconduct]

You would.

[patheticvillain]

You'll come crawling back. You'll trip over a cape and break your face open.

[mistconduct]

That's not how capes work, you pleb.

[patheticvillain]

You would totally find a way to trip over your cape.

[mistconduct]

Fuck you, I would not!

[patheticvillain]

Sorry, what? I just heard this pathetic thump.

cw; I honestly don't know. Vague sexual innuendo?

[mistconduct]

I'll show you a pathetic thump, more like a pathetic hump am I right? Fuck, that didn't make any sense.

help

[patheticvillain]

I think you just insulted yourself.

[mistconduct]

Shut the hell up.

[patheticvillain]

Maybe you should.

[mistconduct]

I'm going to.