thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

Comments

[patheticvillain]

Yikes. Whatever happened to 'a cat can look at a king'?

[rhapsody_in]

I'm not a king. Woman, not man. Women are wondrous, mysterious, volatile, and magical creatures, who should be treated not only with respect but with reverence, perhaps even awe. Now go polish my crown. [She likes him.]

[patheticvillain]

Well, I know that already. I've met a girl, like, ever.

Can I polish it with Windex?

[rhapsody_in]

Yes. Let's see if it's as good as you say.