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[patheticvillain]

Whoever brings me ibuprofen and weed first gets to be my best friend for the next week.

What'd I miss? Needy, where the fuck are you? Where's my cat?

private } daneca

Was there a flood? I heard there was a flood. Did it get you?

spam } open

[The first thing Cassel does - after a really solid lunch and a long shower - is get down to the gym. He doesn't know what's happened to Mindy, but it seems like he's on his own here for a little while. So he meanders through the gym equipment, cleaning, re-organizing, and very obviously brooding.]

Comments

[mistconduct]

...No, not really.

I'm glad you're back.

[patheticvillain]

Yeah, well, I forgive you for threatening my cat.

[mistconduct]

I didn't threaten!

I lightly scolded.

[patheticvillain]

Yeah, well, Ilia's paranoid. He interprets anything as a threat. He'll leave a mouse in your bed one of these days.

[mistconduct]

That's because he has all these people who hate him.

And if he does, my dogs will eat it.

[patheticvillain]

No, that's just you.

Then they'll lick you on the face with dead mouse breath.

[mistconduct]

We're never going to get along. We're both too charming and we both want all of your time and attention.

Fucking. Gross.

[patheticvillain]

Why do I surround myself with you douchebags?

[mistconduct]

If it comes down to me or the cat, which one's your favorite?

[patheticvillain]

You.

[Like, duh.]

[mistconduct]

You hear that, Ilia, you little bitch?!

I'm the favorite!