forty-five ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

So, I know she talked to some of you about this already. But I thought I'd make sure everybody knew, so nobody worries-- I--

Needy graduated. She didn't go home, yet, probably because her home's total bullshit [and he's pretty sure she's still wanted there??]. Sunny, haunted Beacon Hills, California was the destination of choice, for those of you who really need to know.

Anybody who wanted to say goodbye and didn't get a chance to, um, I can probably get a message to her. And by "I can get a message to her" I mean "I can have Iris get a message to her".

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[patheticvillain]

I guess it sucks to suck!

[He considers waggling his butt at the camera. Doesn't do it, in the end.]

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[godsays]

At this rate, I'll be here for years.

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[patheticvillain]

I thought you were going to be here for years anyway.

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[godsays]

I'll be here for years without a deal. Why did he give you the easy ones?

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[patheticvillain]

Because we're cuter than you are.

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[godsays]

No.

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[patheticvillain]

Yes.

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[godsays]

[ Eye roll. ]

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[patheticvillain]

I don't know, dude, seriously. Maybe you've got something for her that no one else has. Maybe you're special.

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[godsays]

I do.

I think I do.

...it's been almost a year and she hasn't killed me, anyway.

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[patheticvillain]

See? There you go. You're the only warden who'd work for her.

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[godsays]

Sometimes I'd like to look a little less useless.

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[patheticvillain]

You keep me in line. That's not useless.