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So, I know she talked to some of you about this already. But I thought I'd make sure everybody knew, so nobody worries-- I--

Needy graduated. She didn't go home, yet, probably because her home's total bullshit [and he's pretty sure she's still wanted there??]. Sunny, haunted Beacon Hills, California was the destination of choice, for those of you who really need to know.

Anybody who wanted to say goodbye and didn't get a chance to, um, I can probably get a message to her. And by "I can get a message to her" I mean "I can have Iris get a message to her".

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Scott. You know who Scott is, right?

Of course I know Scotty Dog.

Why does he want to come?

To see Daneca. I think he's, like, pining.

. . . And maybe as a bodyguard.

Well, yeah, but. I dunno, I think it might be weird.

Why?

Well...y'know..boyfriend meeting the family for the first time. Already kind of tense, and you're bringing a second dude around..?

You don't think that's weird?

I mean, I've never done this before.

We can put him in the shed.

....Because that's normal.

. . . Put him in a hotel?

Better.

I'm glad you didn't start suggesting threesomes. Very mature.

Having a threesome with Scott would be weird. He's too nice.

Sometimes nice is nice.

But you're right, he probably wouldn't survive.

We'd destroy him.

He can at least come to see Daneca, though, right?

We totally would.

Yeah. Yeah, that should be fine. All right, I'm for it.

Cool. Okay. Cool.

We can totally do this.

We'll be together.

We'll be together.

[He grins, kind of weakly.]

It'll be awesome.

Yeah.

And after this, I'll owe you big time. Whatever you want, you name it.

You won't owe me shit, Chris. I'm doing this for you but you don't owe me shit. That isn't how this works.

I know this isn't your favorite thing you want to be doing, but this isn't a dictatorship. I owe you. Let me fucking owe you.

You can't just.

Jesus. Okay, fine. You fucking owe me.

I want a pony.

Where the fuck am I supposed to get a pony?

That's not my problem, is it?

You're so cruel to me.

You love it, though.

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