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Cassel Sharpe. ([personal profile] patheticvillain) wrote2014-12-11 06:10 pm

forty-seven ➢ video

So, now that everybody's not infants anymore, we're leaving. For a while. Going to Chris's world and mine.

[Cassel looks the tiniest bit uncertain about this, glancing to Chris like you take this, I don't know what else to say.]

Yeah, so nobody blow up the ship while we're gone. Iris, can you watch the dogs? And Loki, you were an adorable kid and I'll bring back Oreos if you promise not to do anything stupid while I'm gone.

Anyway, we should be back in just a couple of days, hopefully [hopefully?? definitely?? help], at least in Barge time. So nobody break shit.

Oh, and we're kidnapping Scott.

Scottyyydog. Vamanos.


( ooc; cassel and chris are going to kick-ass land and then curse workers land. during their time in cassel's world they're going to be worked by cassel's mom to essentially switch personalities for a little while. more on this in return posts, which will be monday-ish! )

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( written before 12/11 departure )

For Loki, ten helmets. With the cow horns and everything.

For Andrew, a photo album.

For Ben, a new mask and cape for Mystery Baking Companions.

For Babs, a lipstick dagger, grey gloves.

For Cass, I'm already making her black gloves (hand-knit), but I want her to have photos of her past time on the Barge, too. ( up to player discretion )

For Mira, new notebooks and old-fashioned quill-tipped pens.

For Duke, an oak chest with a hidden compartment. Good Scotch.

For Anya, new and strange liquors from other planets than Earth.

For Morgana, so much weed.

For Marsh, a tiny tiara for Aster, lots of interesting fabrics, a metal-studded teaset.

For Zane, grey gloves with hidden compartments for coins, so much weed, an encyclopedia of illicit plants.

For Mickey, the FF half of a broken heart BFF necklace set.

For the Emperor, The Epic of Gilgamesh, a DVD of Cats.

For Jackson, a life-size oil portrait of himself.

For Scott, pictures of his mom, black gloves with room for claws.

For Iris, a perfect replica of the weird Slevin-thing, mechanical rather than sentient.

And for Chris, same as last year: big tree set up for Midnight Mass in St. Peter's. Besides that, I want a leather-studded collar for Bowie, a new designer suit in red and black, with matching gloves, cufflinks in the shape of the Silent Hill symbol, and a perfect replica of Mom's Resurrection Diamond.
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[personal profile] routemistress 2014-12-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
...what, paired wardens can't be spanked now? Me and Wade did it all wrong.

You trying to tell me you'd rather lose an actual ear than 'ave me clone you up an 'andy substitute?
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[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-12-12 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Wow. Too much information there.

Cloned ears don't count. Van Gogh could tell you that much.
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[personal profile] routemistress 2014-12-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Van Gogh were a miserable Dutch git. Chris, I mean it, if you two come back with any injuries I might've prevented and you 'aven't called me to prevent 'em I will...

...I'll think of summat a lot worse than a spanking.
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[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-12-12 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly the only thing I'm worried about is being touched, but I'll sit one person away at all times and wear gloves and shit. I picked a pair out myself.