thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

Comments

[patheticvillain]

You start the second one. It can have a dress code. Capes for everyone.

[mistconduct]

And masks.

And a fuckton of beer.

And no Hit-Girls allowed.

[robinwishes]

So you gonna call it 'Cocks n' Robbers: The Gym?

[mistconduct]

....Yeah.

cw; oh my god i am so sorry.

[robinwishes]

Oh, no! Cape and Cocks! Or, Under the Scrotehood?

cw; dear god why

[mistconduct]

All of these sound equally awesome.

cw; horrible teenagers, talking about sex bits why

[robinwishes]

Before if we called it the Vagcave you'd suddenly be a lot less interested.

[mistconduct]

Nah, that's your base of operations.

AKA the Gonorrecreation Center.

[robinwishes]

Sorry, honey, the Hymenator's never been breached. We're safe over here.

[mistconduct]

Maybe you wanna check out your Piss-drinking Muffdiving System first before you start making preemptive calls about safety.

[robinwishes]

I'm sure you're an expert in taking the Piss there, but we all know you've never laid carpet.

[mistconduct]

Unlike you. You still get hot over blonde chicks in capes? Or did she dump your ass when she found out how fucking mental you are?

[robinwishes]

We were never a thing [... not officially, anyway ] so pull your head out of your ass and aim for a new target.

[mistconduct]

Why not? She dump your skinny ass?

[patheticvillain]

I'll be over here in this other one. The better one.

[mistconduct]

Fuck you. My imaginary gym is a million times better than your real one and it's not even corporeal yet.

[patheticvillain]

I like mine.

[mistconduct]

You would.

[patheticvillain]

You'll come crawling back. You'll trip over a cape and break your face open.

[mistconduct]

That's not how capes work, you pleb.

[patheticvillain]

You would totally find a way to trip over your cape.

[mistconduct]

Fuck you, I would not!

[patheticvillain]

Sorry, what? I just heard this pathetic thump.

cw; I honestly don't know. Vague sexual innuendo?

[mistconduct]

I'll show you a pathetic thump, more like a pathetic hump am I right? Fuck, that didn't make any sense.

help

[patheticvillain]

I think you just insulted yourself.