forty-five ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

So, I know she talked to some of you about this already. But I thought I'd make sure everybody knew, so nobody worries-- I--

Needy graduated. She didn't go home, yet, probably because her home's total bullshit [and he's pretty sure she's still wanted there??]. Sunny, haunted Beacon Hills, California was the destination of choice, for those of you who really need to know.

Anybody who wanted to say goodbye and didn't get a chance to, um, I can probably get a message to her. And by "I can get a message to her" I mean "I can have Iris get a message to her".

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private never be

[patheticvillain]

No!

. . . But she does smoke those weird long cigarettes sometimes.

private

[mistconduct]

Oh my god I knew it.

private

[patheticvillain]

She's not Cruella de Vil! She has better hair than that!

private

[mistconduct]

I'm picturing David Bowie in Labyrinth.

In a dalmatian puppy coat.

private

[patheticvillain]

Why the fuck would you picture my mother like that. You're insulting me.

private

[mistconduct]

It's okay, Cassel. You take after her in a really nice way.

All joking aside, if I bring her a pack of smokes will it get her to like me?

private

[patheticvillain]

. . . That's actually a really good idea. Do that. I'll see if I can remember her brand.

[It's been a while.]

private

[mistconduct]

See? We've got a plan now. We'll be fine.

private

[patheticvillain]

Yeah. We'll be great.

Oh, um, Scott wants to come.

private

[mistconduct]

What?

private

[patheticvillain]

Scott. You know who Scott is, right?

private

[mistconduct]

Of course I know Scotty Dog.

Why does he want to come?

private

[patheticvillain]

To see Daneca. I think he's, like, pining.

. . . And maybe as a bodyguard.

private

[mistconduct]

Well, yeah, but. I dunno, I think it might be weird.

private

[patheticvillain]

Why?

private

[mistconduct]

Well...y'know..boyfriend meeting the family for the first time. Already kind of tense, and you're bringing a second dude around..?

You don't think that's weird?

private

[patheticvillain]

I mean, I've never done this before.

We can put him in the shed.

private

[mistconduct]

....Because that's normal.

private

[patheticvillain]

. . . Put him in a hotel?

private

[mistconduct]

Better.

I'm glad you didn't start suggesting threesomes. Very mature.

private

[patheticvillain]

Having a threesome with Scott would be weird. He's too nice.

private

[mistconduct]

Sometimes nice is nice.

But you're right, he probably wouldn't survive.

private

[patheticvillain]

We'd destroy him.

He can at least come to see Daneca, though, right?

private

[mistconduct]

We totally would.

Yeah. Yeah, that should be fine. All right, I'm for it.

private

[patheticvillain]

Cool. Okay. Cool.

We can totally do this.