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private } chris

Hey.

private } vesper

sorry i scared you

spam } open. eeeeesh.

[Cassel spends the weekend and the first couple of days after Elena's outed pretty much just hiding in his room. He'll open the door to some people right away, some after a little persuasion, and completely ignore others.]

[After that, he starts picking up his shifts in the gym again, although he tends not to do much looking people in the eye. He can also be found scuttling away from social interaction in the dining hall.]

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She had people, they just sucked. I don't know. Yeah. We win.

We had people for that. Physical workers. And, you know. Also didn't really trust doctors? Or anyone.

She's jealous.

Wow. Maybe you should get your ass to a doctor sometime inside of this year, dumbass.

Who wouldn't be jealous?

Maybe when the doctors aren't busy juggling your legs. Also one of them is still screwing my brother.

For real.

...Uh, ew. Which one? God, which one has that kind of terrible taste?

The Emperor of whateverthecrap.

Oh, that prick. Yeah, no, he actually did a really decent job.

I believe it. Just remember: his hands have been all over Zane's dick.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK you for saying that, oh my GOD.

Just giving you something to distract you.

I officially hate you.

Prove it.

Prove I hate you?

Fine. I break up.

That didn't take last time.

Well, it better take now. I'm done imagining hands over Zane's dick.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it won't.

You stupid bastard.

Yeeeees?

You know what, screw it. I'm going to go start dating Barron.

Mmkay. Enjoy reminding him of his name, the fact that he's dating you, and how to use the toilet.

...Does he seriously forget how to shit? Oh for fuck's sake, has he been wearing adult diapers all this time?

Sometimes he manages post-its.

I want to see the diagram he drew himself on a post-it of him shitting. Because you can't make this shit up.

You do realize I could just forge it.

But I won't. Because I'm a responsible warden now.

Yeah, bullshit you are. You're the least responsible guy I know.

Excuse you. That's slander.

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