thirty-six ➢ video

[patheticvillain]

Okay, everybody, I realize we're all busy, busy people with busy, busy prison lives, but there's something important that needs addressing, and that is: I need my beauty sleep.

Which means I can't keep working double shifts in the gym.

Which means one or two of you assholes should come help me out.

Bored inmates get priority over bored wardens, prerequisites include being able to Windex stuff, and if you try to stab me in the back I'll turn you into a fish.

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cw; homophobic language.

[robinwishes]

How much shit have I been giving you, Sharpe? I mean, I can crank that up to eleven if you need it to feel good about yourself but frankly-- you don't really matter to me. You're just another cocksucker on Chris's payroll.

Just, you're a more... literal cocksucker.

[ She grins now. ]

Oh, look what I did. Turned up the shit.

[patheticvillain]

Eh. I'll allow it. It's still only, like, a two.

[robinwishes]

Good. Find someone else to join you on the morning shift-- I'll handle the afternoons.

[patheticvillain]

You got some kind of pressing engagement in the mornings?

[robinwishes]

Yeah, it's called mind your own fucking business, I told you when I could be there.

[patheticvillain]

You're like astronomical levels of douche, I'm impressed.

[robinwishes]

Well, score one for me. I can die fulfuckingfilled.

Oh wait, snuffed it already. Damn.

[patheticvillain]

Can always die again.

[robinwishes]

Yeah, the vampire attack was sort of educational there. But the toll's nothing that can't be dealt with.

[patheticvillain]

Nah, it's not so bad. Better than torture.

[mistconduct]

Fuck both of you. I hate you all.

[patheticvillain]

That cannot be the first time somebody's made that crack about me. Calm your tits.

[mistconduct]

I don't want her in the gym, you ass. I go to that gym.

[patheticvillain]

And she goes to that gym anyway. It's the only gym we got.

[mistconduct]

We should have two, then!

[patheticvillain]

You start the second one. It can have a dress code. Capes for everyone.

[mistconduct]

And masks.

And a fuckton of beer.

And no Hit-Girls allowed.

[robinwishes]

So you gonna call it 'Cocks n' Robbers: The Gym?

[mistconduct]

....Yeah.

[patheticvillain]

I'll be over here in this other one. The better one.

[robinwishes]

Hello, you ass, I go to that gym daily.

[mistconduct]

I am so happy you're not a morning person.

[robinwishes]

I'm doing my rounds on the deck in the morning, twatwaffle.

[mistconduct]

I really could not give less of a fuck, dickmunch.

[robinwishes]

And that's why I painted the deck with your watery, pissant blood, moron.