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[patheticvillain]

So, I know she talked to some of you about this already. But I thought I'd make sure everybody knew, so nobody worries-- I--

Needy graduated. She didn't go home, yet, probably because her home's total bullshit [and he's pretty sure she's still wanted there??]. Sunny, haunted Beacon Hills, California was the destination of choice, for those of you who really need to know.

Anybody who wanted to say goodbye and didn't get a chance to, um, I can probably get a message to her. And by "I can get a message to her" I mean "I can have Iris get a message to her".

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[patheticvillain]

Thanks, jackass.

What are you talking about, perfect timing?

[mistconduct]

Well, I was gonna ask if you wanted to take a trip back to our worlds, check up on our deals, because I'm sort of erasing myself from the universe and it's a whole weird complicated mess of bullshit, but I didn't want to ask until Needy was okay.

[patheticvillain]

So you decided to dump it on me all at once now that we can't do it anymore.

[mistconduct]

Merry Christmas.

[patheticvillain]

It's November 17.

And I don't want to go home, Chris.

[mistconduct]

You got your deal. What do you want to do?

[patheticvillain]

Stay here. Don't you?

[mistconduct]

Well, yeah, long-term.

But I feel like I need some breathing room too. Before I get too involved in the headcase the Admiral just saddled me with.

[patheticvillain]

You realize our worlds are both full of headcases. Right?

[mistconduct]

Trust me, I'm aware.

I just never got a chance to meet your family. And I don't know if I ever told you this, but Prefect gave me a list on how to interact with them.

[patheticvillain]

He what.

[mistconduct]

He said he and Barron had to go through some horseshit family dinner and that if it was ever gonna happen, I had to be aware of how much your mom was gonna mess with my emotions.

I bought gloves.

[patheticvillain]

He's the biggest headcase I've ever met and you're taking advice from him? You're gonna get yourself killed!

[mistconduct]

No I won't!

...I don't think I will.

Your family's not gonna kill me.

Right?

[patheticvillain]

Mom might.

Like. See you as a threat, get you out of the way. Kind of thing.

[mistconduct]

But I'm adorable.

[patheticvillain]

Yeah, and you're also an idiot, but it might not matter.

[mistconduct]

Because your mom will just hate me anyway.

Jesus, and I was gonna introduce you to my uncle who kills people with a golden icepick.

[patheticvillain]

Don't tempt me with golden icepicks when I'm trying to make a serious point.

[mistconduct]

So what? You're never going to let me meet your family?

Is it because I still sleep with a teddy bear? Because that's my warden item, Cassel, I need it. It's important.

[patheticvillain]

No, it's because I don't want you to die out in the real world where dying is permanent. And my family is crazy people.

[mistconduct]

My family's not the pinnacle of sanity either. Not unless you want a doggiebag full of coke when you're escorted out in handcuffs.

[patheticvillain]

Are you trying to persuade me into doing something crazy by saying that we're also going to do a different crazy thing?

[mistconduct]

It'll seem less crazy if divided by a factor of two.

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[patheticvillain]

Chris, I seriously don't want you to die.

What did Prefect tell you to do anyway?